11/22/2004: "June.22.2004 - I Hate Tuesdays"
mood: Real Pissed !

Well, MehMeh is NOT in my good books !
and I'm really pissed off.
Well, MehMeh is NOT in my good books !
Today started out like any normal day. I walked the silly little shar-pei to the beach for the morning swim.
She's nothing but a walking, breathing biting machine, and this is one way to escape that mouth of hers for a few minutes.
Well, after the swim, human insisted that we get even more exercise so we had to walk past the construction site where they are doing all the road work....
I know Human means well, but sometimes she's such a dunce !
MehMeh just doesn't take life seriously yet and plays and plays even when we are walking and pushed me into a tub of tar.... human became hysterical and I got covered with sticky black gue.
It is virtually impossible to get tar out of hair, let alone my very thick fur !
I ended up at that place that I hate and had to get all of my hair cut off. The Grooming Salon
To make matters even worst, they tried to cut my toenails too. I bit that girl. REAL HARD She screamed at human and said never to come back. (Merlin chuckle)
Who cares? I hate those places with a big passion !
Now everyone says that I look like an "EWOK". My lovely coat is gone. I look weird and people are staring at me.
It's all MehMeh's fault too. I wonder if MehMeh did this on purpose to make me look like a Shar-pei ! - Nothing would surprise me more
Just like "Some Days Are Made For Michelob"... well some days are made for "MehMeh, please stay in bed!"
Lately I love it when MehMeh's sleeping!
You may notice that the leg of this coffee table has been "Meh Meh'ed", just like everything else around the house.........

