11/22/2004: "I'm Not Talking Anymore"
mood: Still Pissed !

I'm incognito. I'm not talking to anyone anymore.
I've officially gone into hiding !
My coat still looks dumb, I'm covering in scabs from that damned dog who lives in this house, my tail is all chewed off too. I limp, look like hell and feel like crap! ... that is... up until yesterday.
Hi All - I'M NOT SPEAKING TO ANYONE ANYMORE
HURRAH!!! - THE SHAR-PEI IS GONE!!!
Well... not for long. Apparently Human doesn't want 100 mini MehMehs running around the house, (frankly I'd leave), so Human sent her off the vet to get "fixed". It's been peace and quiet since she left. I kinda miss her... well not sure... I sure am enjoying the rest. I've regained my rightful place in my castle and I am sole king here who merits all and any attention.
We had a great Summer - well some of us did.... it's been: MehMeh this, MehMeh that, MehMeh this, MehMeh that.
- MehMeh makes it into the local rag
- MehMeh gets ballet lessons
- MehMeh goes sky diving
- MehMeh gets private polo lessons from Larry Robinson.
- MehMeh rescues 8 people from a burning building
- MehMeh swims across the ocean to resue a cat
MehMeh - MehMeh - MehMeh...
that's all we hear around here lately.
I think I've been reduced to a nothing! Thank God I have the beach. I've been in and out of the water every day. I think it's good for me. Does me wonders, eases the Shar-Pei stress and sets up my day.
No matter where we go, no matter what we do, it's MehMeh, MehMeh, MehMeh... I'm so sick of hearing that name and seeing that face. We got into a fight the other day.. she stepped over all my lines of what I'm willing to accept (from a girl).... Don't worry.. I put her in her place. She tiptoes around me right now, and she just better not get out of line.
No more Mr. Nice Guy.
She wants to play tough?!? Well, yours truly will just have to show her how it's done. I can teach her a thing or two.
Hmmmmmm..... I'll have to develop a long term contingency plan... so when she comes back here to MY castle, she won't even think of misbehaving or chewing on my tail.
it's funny you know... when she's here I can't stand her sometimes... but now she's gone and , well, I don't know, just doesn't feel right... Kinda miss the little PITA. (Pain In The A**). Oh I'll never understand these how these things work anyways.
Yep... things could sure stay this way for a while. I'm not complaining

