"Human "Off The Wagon" again....."

Still looking for that Chow Rescue number.
Now Human thinks we're gazelles or something.
I just don't get it.

Things are getting a little frosty here. Nice and cool in the morning and in the evenings.
Even seen a snow flake or two.

This is exactly the time of year when Human gets all kinds of nutty ideas.
Apparently we have to have things to do in the Winter.
I don't understand this. I'm fine in the Winter. I really don't see a need to change my current schedule.

Human seems to think we need more exercise so went out an bought some kind of ridiculous contraption called a "tow harness".

The deal is, we (myself and the P.I.T.A>), are supposed to pull some dumb sled in the snow this Winter.

Has anyone seen my legs... well I don't have any.. period. I don't have legs to go running around all afternoon pulling someone on a sled. No, I wouldn't mind if PITA pulls me around. That sounds cool.
Bye the way, for those who don't remember: PITA stands for Pain In The A** (we all know who I'm referring to).

Anyway we did some sort of practice today. I'm pooped. It was hard work. The PITA was pooped to. Shows you how much work it really was.

Some please find that RESCUE number !!!! I need help !