"Attention All Canines!"

BE ON THE LOOKOUT!




Attention All Chow Chows and Chubby Chasers

Be on the lookout for this feline villian!


This cat is wanted in several areas and should be considered armed and extremely dangerous!





MEMORIZE THIS VILLIAN






Name: Douillet aka Big Cheese aka Toots aka Big Girl

Age: Antique


General Description:
This cat who goes by the name "Douillet" (loosely translated means "Socket", without bulb). aka "Big Girl" aka "Toots".


This cat is wanted for serious stuff, including:

- sunbathing on truck hoods

- continual removal of plant bulbs

- indescent public exposure (urinates outside in front of people)

- destruction of private property

- breaking and entering

- embezzlement of bird food

- abduction and underground slavery of birds

- baby-squirrel racketeering

- trespassing


Last seen stuck on porch.

Please use extreme caution.

I think I've just spotted her. I'm calling the FBI