12/27/2004: "Life's Odd Little Mysteries"

Ever wonder why you were born here? and not there?
Ever wonder why you have to stay here? and can't go there?


Pei-Ponders

Just look at this crazy get up. It takes all this to go out for a 5 minute weewee.
I feel like a fool, I probably look like a fool, and in 4 minutes it's all got to come off.


Why do we live here? and not on Grand Cayman, or the Hawaiian Isles or on the Riviera?
Why was I born here? and not there?
I've never been to those places but I've heard of them. Even MERLIN has been to some of those places. Why am I here? With all this cold, wet, white stuff!
And why am I on this side of the fence and not on the other side of the fence?



If I was there... I wouldn't need this crazy get up.
I could stay outside all day sniffeling and romping like the dumb Chow does.
Why was I born here?
I hear those far away places have other shar-pei too, so I wouldn't be the only one.
And why am I STILL on this side of the fence and not on the other side of the fence?



I can't help wondering. Why am I here? and not over there?
But it's so cold over here. I hear it's so warm over there!
But I hear there are no fences over there. There are so many rules over here.
Maybe there are fields, and fields of dog cookies over there too.
This damned fence won't move out of the way.



hmmmmmm I have so many friends here. If I move I wonder if I can get them all to come with me.
I would miss them if they stayed here. I feel so violated.


NB: Dear Reader: You have just witnessed an actual, authentic Shar-Pei, "Ponder of the Moment".

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Chowy Woofs!: 3 Chowy Comments

on Thursday, December 30th, Rob Paynter said

:cool:
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on Thursday, December 30th, nancy Davies said

rpei meet in montreal, but each time something as come up maybe in Jan.if the weatheris good. We are looking for a female brushcoat, and have a few leads. Our Vet told us about Mrs.Smith last year, but we weren't ready then. i don't know if she will have another litter soon. Max comes from a kennel in St. Lazare,and Hope to hear from you againlooks a lot like Mei-mei, and I love her name. I hope to hear from you again. Nancy D
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on Thursday, December 30th, Lisa Wood said

Both Mei mei and Merlin are very cute! As a Pei Guardian Mei Mei is just gorgeous! My Pei would not keep even her booties on. It is funny to watch them try to walk in the booties.
Lisa Wood & Shelby Pei
Shar-Pei Savers Rescue
Dayton,Ohio :) :P :P
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