01/19/2005: "Sexual Predator And Offender Behind Bars!"
mood: oh-oh
After a massive chow hunt this culprit finally in captivity!
Females now letting out a big *sigh* of relief.
REUTORS: Canada - 6 year old, black chow male, being held for arraignement. This alledged sexual offender is now facing charges of attempted rape, over humping, and aggravated assault and wrinkle grabbing without consent.
(Name currently being with held -Juvenile Protection Act)
After much interrogation, and immediate placement behind bars, this male finally broken down in tears begging for forgivness.
Victim pressing the charges, a one, Miss MeiMei was relieved that this sick, sick, "animal", (as she calls him), is finally behind bars.
According to Miss MeiMei,
"No means NO! - This sicko should learn to understand that - my wrinkles feel so violated!".
The un-named assailant is currently being held behind bars without bail.
No court date is set, but the females in the community are finally breathing a sigh of relief.
For the past two weeks, females were afraid to leave their homes for fear of being attacked by this alledged rapist.
With much speculation over if this perpetrator will receive a fair trial, motions have already been presented to have to case moved to another location. When questioned by reporters, the "un-named assailant", was more than happy to plead his innocence, also mentioning that he did not zero in on Miss MeiMei. He said, "I'm blind, I have to "feel", my way around things. One thing led to another. Lately I've been humping everything and anything, shoes, chairs, pillows, air. I just can't help myself. I'm not hurting anyone - I just don't understand myself- I meant no harm".
His attorneys have already hinted that he will be pleading temporary insanity to all charges.
His new book and movie outlining his life as a "out-of-control-humper" should be out sometime next year.